The Epitome of Idiocy: My Hunger Games Spoiler

Recently I was forced by wife severely Hunger Games addicted wife to sit down & watch the movie, the Hunger Games. Instead of writing a scathing review of what I thought about the movie, I though that I would just post a spoiler, instead.

So, here it is: SPOILER ALERT!!!

The closer you live to the Capital, the more you have to dress like Lady GaGa (guys included).

The further you live from the Capital the more you have to dress like the Coal Miner's Daughter (guys included).
 

This is the Game Maker
And his stylish beard.

Mocking Jays will kick your butt at Simon! (80's pop culture reference.)

All the black people live in District 11.

The plot is a combination of the following: Red Dawn, Surviving the Game (with Ice-T), Deliverance, Romeo & Juliet, and I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

You can make a killer pie with the berries!

At the end the President kills the Game Maker because he's jealous of the Game Maker's stylish beard. The End.

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