The Epitome of Idiocy: Stocking Shampoo

The other day I was in the shower and I couldn't find my bar of soap. "Let the Easter Egg hunt begin!"

I finally found it. It was buried under a huge pile of bottles and a sea of scrunchies.

I remember when I was single all I needed in my shower was a wash cloth, 1 bar of soap, 1 bottle of shampoo with conditioner, of course! Can't have 2 bottles in the shower! Gotta have the all-in-one shampoo & conditioner!

Since I decided to marry a hairstylist my bathroom has been turned into a warehouse. We even have a cherry picker in our shower just so we can get to the conditioner!!

Fake Fun Fact: Studies show that 1 in every 2 people who use 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner spend half the time in the shower then those who shower twice as long.